Tag: Microsoft

Eadon: Microsoft’s Marketers Ripped to the Tits

Microsoft’s mobile ginger stepchild – one of several as it happens – is the Windows RT mobile operating system. This is usually confused with desktop Windows and that discombobulation has contributed to its disastrous sales. Microsoft are rumoured to be sending it to Switzerland for some suicide tourism. This means that those rare suckers that

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Eadon: Mobile Wars

Forget what the self-aggrandising “Analysts” say. They are paid by corporations to feed lies (reports) to the gullible presstitutes to publish. Here are the figures of mobile traffic to Wikipedia, a much more disinterested source (of course, there is no perfect source, smoke and mirrors are everywhere). Apple iPhones and iPads: 61.78%, Android: 28.62, Other:

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Windows 8.1 = Spying Machine 8.1

Reviewers of Windwos 8.1 are focussing on the wrong things. Ooh,  quoth the gullible reviewers, due to popular demand, Microsoft brough back the “Start Button”.  Bzzzzzz wrong. More on that later. The reviewers (the ones that are not mouth-breathing astroturfing Microsoft shills) would have been more wary had Windows 8.1 came with a blinking warning.

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Eadon on Tech: Microsoft’s Alleged Assassination Of Nokia

How to beat up an iconic European mega-corp then buy it for peanuts. 1) Install your own man as Trojan Horse CEO. 2) Trojan Horse CEO makes irrational decisions and destroys profits and shareholder value. 3) Trojan Horse CEO sells you your competitor’s corpse for loose change so you can pick the pockets for precious

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Not even your amusing cat photos are safe….

Our resident techno geek James Eadon spells out the ugly truth of internet surveillance The American Secret Police are watching you on Facebook (and everywhere else). A journalist expressed dismay today when material they posted on Facebook was leaked to a popular magazine. The hack blamed this snivelling treachery on a FB “friend” (but didn’t

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