Delingpole on Friday: Linehan and the rest of the Wankocracy

Did you hear about the rich comedian who bigged up South American Marxist dictators, rejected science, welcomed press censorship, and wanted his poor fans to have expensive energy bills and crap, rationed healthcare?

No, it’s OK. I don’t think it’s funny either. Which is what makes it so appropriate in the context of this week’s subject – the Twitter pontificator and occasional comedy script writer, Graham Linehan.

Before I go any further can I make one thing clear? I loved Father Ted (which Linehan co-wrote with Arthur Mathews). It’s one of the funniest sit-coms that has ever been on TV, especially the My Lovely Horse episode, and I prostrate myself with adoration and admiration before the mighty talent that was part responsible for it. O wondrous Linehan, you have created a greater, funnier, more enduring piece of art than I have managed or ever will manage in my own miserable career, and truly, sincerely I salute you for it.

Right, praise over. Now we can move on to the rather less attractive side of Linehan, which I only became aware of when I started following him on Twitter: his strident left-wing politics?

Popular comedian turns out to be rampant socialist shock.” No. I suppose it isn’t a shock really. But the co-author of Father Ted, you might have hoped, would be above all that. One of the great joys about that series, after all, is whether you’re a classical liberal like me or a socialist or a Maoist you can love it just the same because the humour is so apolitical. It’s about the Catholic church, but there are no paedophile jokes; it’s set in Ireland, but there’s no sectarianism or simmering loathing of the English; it’s about three men living together in a lonely cottage on a remote island but there’s never any dark, edgy suggestion that they might be homosexual.

Unfortunately, if you follow Linehan on Twitter, you don’t see much of that gentle, whimsical side. You don’t get much humour, either, which is a bit of a swizz given that Linehan was recently ranked one of the top 100 funniest people on Twitter. What you get instead is Linehan’s views – or his retweets of the views of ideological fellow travellers like the Guardian’s Seumas Milne – on Palestine, on climate change, on Leveson, on the NHS, on Hugo Chavez, every one of which might have come straight out of the Angry Fifth-Former’s Bumper Compendium Of The Correct Way To Think On Every Key Issue Of The Day.

Let’s examine the recent Tweet of his that really got my goat and prompted this article.

It reads: “So energy secretary Ed Davey has given the green light to this happening in the UK” – and then hyperlinks to the YouTube footage from Josh Fox’s Gasland where the man lights the tap in fracking country and lo! Shock horror! the methane in the water supply catches fire.

Now I suppose, two years ago, when Gasland first came out it was possible just about to take it at its word: fracking causes earthquakes; fracking pollutes the water table; fracking makes burning blue flames come out of your tap; etc. But since then it has been so comprehensively debunked, the methane scene especially – notably by filmmaker Phelim McAleer, director of the forthcoming Frack Nation – that to cite it as an argument against fracking seems about as blinkered and stupid and misleading as, say, citing the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as evidence of a world wide Jewish conspiracy.

What’s going on here, it seems to me, is an abuse of power and trust. Thanks to his justly popular TV comedy series, Graham Linehan has acquired a large Twitter following – 270,000 plus. Many of these followers – such is the way of fandom, especially comedy fandom – will treat Linehan’s pronouncements as being little short of holy writ. He’s funny, he’s sassy, he’s successful, he’s famous, he doesn’t suffer fools – so what he has to say about the world generally must be well worth heeding.

And this doesn’t just apply to Linehan by the way. The showbiz and media world is rammed to the gills with these celebrity bien-pensants disseminating the same predictable and unquestioning greenie/left-liberal world view, in a way that would have made Gramsci proud: Richard Bacon; Dara O’Briaiaian, Ben Goldacre, Simon Singh, the 10 O’Clock Live team, any comic who is given airtime on Radio 4…. I call them the Wankocracy.

What’s dangerous about the Wankocracy is that they don’t know that they’re the Wankocracy. Because they spend so much time in the company of other celebrity Wankocrats, stroking each other’s egos, reading the same newspaper, sharing the same values, they automatically assume that theirs is the only right and true view of the world. What this results in is a toxic complacency. That Linehan Tweet on Gasland, for example: it is the inevitable product of a world – the Wanker’s Bubble – where everyone is so perfectly sure of the way they think that they never feel any compulsion to question the basis of their ideology.

As far as the Wankocracy is concerned, it is an absolute given that the earthquakes (in reality tiny tremors no worse than a bus driving past) caused by fracking are a real menace, that the water-table-pollution threat is serious (no it’s not – as even the aggressively green Environmental Protection Agency has conceded), and that shale gas exploitation will be far more disastrous for Britain than the current wind farm craze.

In every detail, they couldn’t be more wrong. I say this not because I am a foaming, scientifically illiterate, climate-change-denying, right-wing ideologue – as Linehan and the rest of the Wankocracy tend to caricature me: hey, beats arguing on facts, doesn’t it? – but because this is what the vast weight of evidence from the US says.

The shale miracle has caused US natural gas prices to drop by two thirds, with wondrous knock-on effects to the local and national economy. Cheaper energy means more disposable income for households and an international competitive advantage for businesses. In states like North Dakota – sitting atop the Bakken Shale – it has resulted in a massive boom, creating many real, well-paid jobs in a time of generalised economic hardship. And all this has been achieved without causing environmental damage anywhere near as great as the ravages caused by so called “clean” wind energy.

If Linehan – or any other member of the Wankocracy – has a problem with any of this, they should spit it out and say so. It’s a tenable position, I suppose, just about: “I’m a rich celebrity and I don’t give a toss about all the little people whose lives would be improved immeasurably in Britain by the shale gas revolution.” But I’d concede, it wouldn’t earn them quite so many laughs or the same degree of popular affection.

13 comments on “Delingpole on Friday: Linehan and the rest of the Wankocracy

  1. Brian the Rhetor
    December 15, 2012 at 9:25 am #

    Yep, and there’s a widely-held view that articulacy inevitably means intelligence. You can understand it, but it happens often not to be the case. Shallow showbiz types are regularly wheeled out for their opinions, not because they have well-reasoned ones but because you can count on their voicing them coherently.
    In the event they have noting worth saying, but they say it beautifully, so people are swayed.
    People with views backed up with hard reason need to polish up their coherence.

  2. Robinson
    December 15, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    Please add ex-England Rugby player Brian Moore to your Wankocracy. He recently told anyone following him who supports UKIP to “Fuck off”. I’m not a UKIP supporter, but was greatly troubled by his unbelievable rudeness.

    With respect to Linehan, he’s a leftie twat, yes, and you forgot to congratulate him on The IT Crowd, which is just as funny as Ted!

  3. Gareth
    December 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm #

    One day, we must work out how to de-program the brainwashed idiots of the Left

    • catweazle666
      December 16, 2012 at 12:34 am #

      Such delusional thinking is generally believed by those who have studied such things to be due to a mineral deficiency.

      Specifically, a shortage of lead in the brain stem.

      It is easily and permanently rectified by the implantation of a small lead pellet in the deficient region, around 9mm in diameter is generally sufficient, although some authorities consider .45in. is more reliable.

  4. Ed
    December 16, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

    Indeed Gareth. But speaking as someone who has worked in education, I can tell you the programming goes incredibly deep and is pretty much universal throughout schools – state ones at least. Think also of the nefarious contribution of the BBC and its universality as a broadcaster. James correctly alludes to Gramsci as the grandfather of all this PC/cultural Marxist nonsense. He was writing around the early 1920s, so this programming has been going on the at least 90 years. How long will it take to deprogramme I wonder.

  5. Stuart
    December 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    I saw Mr Linehan several times in Soho restauraunts…. Maybe if I could get my gas bills down I could afford to eat in there too. But I suppose he wouldn’t want the likes of me in there, with my hard work ethic and independent view of the world in not agreeing with everything he says…

  6. Stuart
    December 17, 2012 at 4:20 pm #

    Sorry grammar nazis, should have been ‘seen’ not saw.

  7. John Richardson
    December 18, 2012 at 7:07 pm #

    ‘James correctly alludes to Gramsci as the grandfather of all this PC/cultural Marxist nonsense. He was writing around the early 1920s, so this programming has been going on the at least 90 years. How long will it take to deprogramme I wonder.’
    Right thinking blogs have been replete with the ‘long march through the institutions’ explanation for a few years now (not that I’m accusing you of being unoriginal).
    None of it adds up.
    No central organising entity.
    Not enough patience amongst revolutionaries.

    …sorry….I’m giving up on attempting to post here…the ‘leave a comment’ box keeps fighting me it’s finaly won!

    With 90 years to recognise the threat does it make sense that no-one tried to stop the process.

  8. Robert Edwards
    December 21, 2012 at 8:23 pm #

    I miss the Soviet Union; at least that shit was only happening to other people…

  9. Robertson
    December 23, 2012 at 9:52 am #

    “Wankocracy”. That’s no good James. I can’t keep quoting that one in polite company and to my grandchildren. A re-think please and preferably amusing

  10. Hexhamgeezer
    December 24, 2012 at 1:03 am #

    Linehan in the flesh and on telly is sinister. period.

  11. A.W.
    December 24, 2012 at 2:51 am #

    Agree with you Robert but think socialism has been going on in Europe, UK, for quite a while. Look around and see how people think.
    I’ve got a friend who votes Green/Labour and calls himself socialist. His mum is old and sick and he is worried the city council will take over her house to pay for her care. Isn’t that odd that people, who call themselves socialists, want to keep and inherit property?
    I think they should be the first ones to offer all their possessions to be distributed!
    Ha! Keep waiting!


  1. On the stupid lefty Luddites, green ideologues and Guardianista pillocks opposing our glorious shale gas revolution… – Telegraph Blogs - December 14, 2012

    […] if they could find space for it, they could put up another statue to the lefty Twitter pontificator, anti-shale-gas campaigner, and occasional comedy writer Graham Linehan. Maybe there could even be a blue flame emerging from his posterior – in order to symbolise […]

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