Delingpole Friday column: God, I feel so sorry for George Monbiot

And the headline isn’t sarcastic. I know lots of people out there are pissing themselves over his series of abject, grovelling apologies for having libelled Lord McAlpine on Twitter. But I’m not one of them. I genuinely sincerely feel poor George’s pain.

Yes, all right, this might sound unduly magnanimous. Well, damn it, it is quite magnanimous: this is the man who once wrote of me “debating Delingpole is like shooting rats in a bucket.” But if George Monbiot is going to go down I want to it to be over something where he deserves to go down. Let it be over the issue of wind farms, or sustainability, or climate change or the free market, or any of the other myriad areas about which he is totally and utterly wrong. But let it not be over a mistake that any one of us Twitter users could have made in a foolish or unguarded moment. Where Monbiot has ended up so – but for the grace of God – have we all.

The big problem with Twitter is that it’s there in your every waking moment. It’s there when you get out of bed, right or wrong side; it’s there before and after you mid-morning coffee fix; it’s there during the post-lunch lull and during your mid-afternoon torpor; it’s there for your first drink of the evening; and your second; and your third. It’s there if you’re E’d up or coked up or you’ve had a fat blunt. It’s there when you’re watching TV, when you’ve moved house, when your wife’s been having an affair, when you’ve just had rough sex with a tramp in Soho Square, when you’ve narrowly escaped death on a beach in an Australia from a great white shark….

Whatever your mood, whatever your state of mind, there’s a 140 character space just gagging to have your throbbing thoughts inserted in it. Sometimes those thoughts are witty; sometimes they’re topical; sometimes they’re deathly bland (memo to certain minor stand-ups: if you’re a comedian the idea is to be funny, not just keep Tweeting all your gig dates); sometimes they’re regrettable. George Monbiot’s Tweets about Lord McAlpine would definitely fit into the “regrettable” category.

But we’ve all been there. Well I certainly have. I remember once, while on holiday on the Welsh borders retweeting some unflattering joke about a ghastly lefty politician.

I retweeted it as one tends to retweet so many things on Twitter: casually, almost unthinkingly, then forgetting about it. But Twitter doesn’t forget about stuff. It etches it in stone. Even if you try to delete your Tweet, it’s still recoverable by those who wish use it against you. People you may have libelled, say. People like the team of investigators now being employed by Lord McAlpine to track down every one of the Twitterers who repeated that terrible allegation and who are now facing the horror of legal action.

This isn’t to play down the awfulness of what has happened to Lord McAlpine. Paedophilia, as we know, is the ne plus ultra of crimes. It wasn’t always this way. Previous cultures have taken a very different view of sex between adults and what we would now consider underage children: Henry VII’s mother was just 13 when she gave birth to him. But in an age where paedophilia is right up there with genocide, for Lord McAlpine to be tarred in this way is the cruellest stigma imaginable. He deserves every bit of abject apologising he gets; no one should begrudge him the payouts he is receiving from the BBC and – presumably – Philip Schofield’s breakfast TV programme.

But does that mean that George Monbiot and Sally Bercow and all the other people who tweeted idiotically on the subject deserve to be cast into outer darkness?  I don’t think so. At least not for what they’ve ever done on Twitter. Sure they must bear a certain degree of responsibility but I think the humiliation of the apologies they’ll have to deliver – and the gnawing fear they must have been experiencing over these last few days – are more than enough punishment for what they did. But by far the worst culprit in this case, to my mind, is not the tweeters but Twitter itself. The medium creates the message.

Which is to say that Twitter occupies the uneasy, contested territory between stream-of-consciousness and published material. You can’t be done for thought crime (well, you can, actually thanks to the new “hate crime” laws introduced under Tony Blair) but you can be done for libel. And the difficulty with Twitter, it being so new a medium, governed by so little legal precident, is that no one who uses it quite knows where they stand.

The classic example of this is Paul Chambers, the man who tweeted “Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!” For this “crime” he was fined £385, ordered to pay £600 and lost his job. Only on his third appeal was his conviction finally quashed.

But most of us would surely agree this absurd case should never have gone to court in the first place. Chambers only had a handful of followers (though even if he’d had five million followers like Stephen Fry, I’d still argue the same), not one of whom, had they even read the tweet, would have assumed it was anything other than a joke. Not even the off-duty manager at the airport who reported it to the police considered it a credible threat. (Kind of makes you wonder why he did so then. But maybe that’s symptomatic of a culture where compliance, arse-covering and terror of litigation have replaced intelligent discretion, generosity of spirit and commonsense.) Yet in the eyes of the law this was a serious offence.

This is what makes Twitter so potentially dangerous for those who use it. It feels simultaneously real and unreal. Not for a moment, I suspect, would Sally Bercow or George Monbiot have committed to print the things they said about Lord McAlpine on Twitter because they would have been alive to the libel potential. They said it on Twitter though, not merely, I would suggest, in the reprehensibly cynical belief that they could get away with it, but also in the forgivably naive mindset that what happens on Twitter doesn’t really count in the way stuff you say and do in the real world counts.

I have an idea what Monbiot and Bercow have been going through these last few days and it isn’t nice. I got a taste of it myself that time when I retweeted that joke on holiday in Wales. At breakfast, it had seemed funny. Damn it, it was funny. But it was also – if treated in the same literalistic, po-faced way that Paul Chambers’s tweet was treated – potentially libellous. I’ll never forget the lurch in the pit of my stomach as, later that day, I glanced at my Twitter feed and realised that my tweet had been retweeted by one of my trolling enemies and that potentially it could get me into an awful lot of trouble. I was striding across Lord Hereford’s Knob at the time and what should have been a lovely holiday walk suddenly felt like one of the most terrible moments of my life. “But I didn’t mean it! It was only a joke!” I pleaded with the gods. In my case they listened. In Monbiot’s they didn’t. Poor George.

13 comments on “Delingpole Friday column: God, I feel so sorry for George Monbiot

  1. brain1946
    November 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

    Good, James, on a legion of levels.

  2. Simon Roberts
    November 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm #

    Choosing my words very carefully…

    I’m a little confused by this business. I’m not a user of Twitter and the only one of the “tweets” that I saw was Berkow’s. I shan’t reproduce it here of course, but I can’t see anything libellous about it.

    I can only assume that the tweets that I didn’t see must have been worse, but surely they can’t have been as bad as some of the accusations that appear on websites out there (which I shan’t link either, but they have not been removed even though Monbiot’s tweets appear to have been). I nearly fell off my chair when I read them.

    The media are reporting that the Twitterati are to be sued, but I see no mention of suing UK-based web sites. This seems oddly inconsistent. Not having legal knowledge, I’ve no idea why this would be.

  3. right_writes
    November 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

    It begs the question Dellers: Are the billions of people that use twitter collectively known as twits or mugs?

  4. johnpd
    November 17, 2012 at 8:46 am #

    What’s twitter? I don’t use it.
    No way can twitter be blamed for what people write on it.
    You may as well try to blame paper & pencil for what’s written using them ?
    Surely people must take personal responsibility for what they put out in public?

    Written in a very generous spirit James.
    I’m not sure Moonbat is deserving.

  5. Kevin T
    November 17, 2012 at 6:01 pm #

    What I don’t understand is why the only one not being sued is that odious fat bastard Tom Watson, who kicked all this off by claiming at PMQ’s that there was a Tory paedophile ring) Why should parliamentary privilege cover getting up and libelling people? It’s not like the bloated grotesque genuinely cares about abused children. If he did, he might as Labour party chairman order an inquiry into “Labour 25” and deal with his own party’s paedophile mess. No, all he cares about is point scoring against the Tories, which was all his interest in Leveson was ever about. Using child abuse for such purposes is despicable, even more so whwn he clearly hadn’t done his research, and Fatty should be dragged into court to explain himself.

    • jdseanjd
      November 22, 2012 at 10:49 am #

      I believe fat Tom has parliamentary privilege, which absolves him from the prospect of being sued. This attack on the Tories is a smokescreen thrown up to divert attention from the BBC 28gate scandal, which shows the BBC are liars on a monumental scale. Their “28 scientists & experts” turn out to be mostly ‘Green’ activists, keen on ‘saving the planet’ by scaring us with the Global Warming Scam.

      This AGW Scam has & is continuing to cost the UK & The World billions.
      Who benefits?
      Follow the money.
      What on earth was the Church of England woman doing in there?
      Curiouser & curiouser.

      For me this is the final nail in the coffin of BBC credibility.
      It has gone beyond reform.
      Let it be broken up, sold off in parts, & become a subscription paid enterprise.

      We do not need a “public service” broadcaster which is in fact an “anti public interest” propagandist, which seeks desperately to hide the truth by claiming to be a “private” organisation to evade FOI requests. Any organisation which seeks thus to work in the dark, does not have good intent.

      On a purely financial level “Aunty Beeb” has become a communist infested turkey exactly like British Leyland, & must be broken up & sold off.

      We live in interesting times.

  6. S. Weasel
    November 17, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

    I use Twitter. I never,ever forget that Twitter — the whole internet — is public space. You either watch your mouth or jealously protect your identity. Or both.

  7. tallbloke
    November 18, 2012 at 1:02 am #

    Well Dellers, have you heard what Keith has done to Mike with his hockey stick? 🙂

  8. Rush-is-Right
    November 18, 2012 at 6:10 am #

    “I remember once, while on holiday on the Welsh borders retweeting some unflattering joke about a ghastly lefty politician.”

    Come on James, repeat the joke for those of us who missed it first time around. I could do with a laugh.

  9. trd
    November 18, 2012 at 3:04 pm #

    Do you realise the mere accusation of this crime leaves an indelible taint on ones reputation forever? Regardless of how many worthless apologies and libel victories, there will always reamain those who are unconvinced. Monbiot’s life will resume normally after all is said an done. The accused, however, has received a life sentence of ill repute — or worse if he’s not a man of means.

    Yes, let’s all bow our heads in sorrowful anguish for the poor monbiots of the world. May they get all they deserve in the next life, because it won’t be enough here.

  10. Billh
    November 18, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

    A nice honest article.

  11. Robert Edwards
    November 19, 2012 at 11:19 am #

    But surely, this would not have been tweeted and re-tweeted ad nauseam had Lord M not been a Tory, and a fairly right-wing one? This puts the Moonbat (et al) squarely in the cross-hairs in my view; he is fair game, having been silly enough to seek out what he clearly viewed as a political opportunity, which had bugger all to do with paedophilia.

    And never forget, Al Capone was nailed for tax-dodging rather that the St.Valentine’s day massacre. And nailed he certainly was.

    So, it doesn’t really matter. He has had (and for all I know, will continue to have) a miserable time until he gets served papers on this matter. In Lord M’s position, I’d spin this out as long as possible. I believe he has a year!

    The very prospect makes me click my fingers with delight…


  1. Chris Huhne: right result, wrong reason – Telegraph Blogs - February 4, 2013

    […] On the other hand, I feel rather about this case as I do about the time when one or two of my ideological enemies got themselves into trouble over the McAlpine business on Twitter. I wrote about it here in a piece called God I Feel Sorry For George Monbiot. […]

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